that wouldn’t come clean that wouldn’t come cleanes. As per usual, the husband was washing and the wife was drying. Everything was going along fine until the wife said, “This isn’t clean, it’s all greasy”, and handed the back to her husband. The husband wiped off the grease with a paper towel and washed the again. This time, the wife said, “This isn’t greasy, but it still isn’t clean.” And she handed the back to her husband again. This time, the husband tried a scouring pad, rather than just the wash rag, but again, the came back dirty. So, he tried a brush, but to no avail – the was still dirty. It just wouldn’t come clean! So, next the husband tried a steel scouring pad. His hand got cut up, because he hadn’t worn rubber gloves like his wife had warned him. Once again, the came back dirty. The wife was about to say, “Why don’t you check the to see if it’s clean, before you hand it to me?” But, upon seeing the glare in her husband’s eyes, decided it would be better to keep her mouth shut on that point., she said once again, “That dish still isn’t clean.” The husband was so enraged that he tried to break the into pieces with his bare hands. Not being Hercules, the stayed in one piece. The husband said, “We’ll have to soak it overnight again.” This time he tried salt instead of baking soda. came back still dirty. The husband took the and threw it into the fire. “There!” he said. “I’m done messing with that low down dirty .” Realizing the joke, both husband and wife relaxed and laughed, and once again became a happy couple. out of the fire and washed it. This time it was clean! It was stained black, but it was clean. From that day on, the wife always washed the es and the husband always dried; which had been what the husband had planned all along.
| Book 4 My World of Cleaning |
Written by Dale Stubbart Blessed by Terry Stubbart |
Page 6 of 7 Nov 2000 |
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